Story 1: Crazy when love !
Caution ! It'll be make you crazy :))
The story begin ...
Once upon a day, one girl and one boy were walking in City Hall Park. May be they were couple or not. They talked about many thing such as: food, car, film, fiction, heathy, etc...
After a long walk, they sat at a bench.
Then the boy told that he loved that girl, the girl said: " are you crazy ? "
Suddenly, the boy said: " are you crazy ? "
A man were jogging near them and heard all they had talked. he said: " you are crazy ! "
Story 2: Who's telling ?
In the night, a couple talk together and this is their conversation:
Husband: Honey, do you wanna hear a funny story ?
Wife : Of course, darling ! :3
Husband: Ok babe, this is a story about a couple like us: Anna and Tom. are you ready ?
Wife : Ready! keep going my love.
Husband: The first story. One day, Anna are cooking in the kitchen. She's preparing grilled pork for the lunch. when she's sprinkling a litte pepper, Tom said: Stop! don't use pepper with grilled pork !. SLAP ! Anna says: " who's cooking ?". Tom understand and don't talk anything.
Wife : And then ?
Husband: Tom is very angry but he can't do anything. The second story. One day, Tom and Anna go to supermarket. When Tom's driving, Anna annoy him by the way say him to go slow, drive carefully, stop before red light ...etc... after Tom turn left at a corner, Anna says: " if i were you, i could drive better !". SLAP ! Tom says: " Who's driving ?". Then, Anna don't talk anything.
Wife : What's a annoying wife ! heehee
Husband: Right ! The fourth story.
Wife : No, the third story !
SLAP !
Husband: Who's telling !
^_^ ---- ^_^ woahahahahaha
UNDERSTAND ?
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